wha t
i don’t know the first thing about sleeping with dudes honestly and besides which i’m sure your son will murder me if i intrude his personal bubble more than once a week
if you really wanna know itachi-san’s dicks size
you gotta talk him down or something i don’t know the magic words that make him just chill the fuck out otherwise i’d be saying them like a goddamn prayer
sweetie
cute shark, you’re panicking. please, calm down.
just feed him cabbage onigiri, dango and tea. usually then you get a free pass do whatever you’d like for a day. or an hour. depends on how much you feed him, really.
