With the conflicting stories he has no idea what to think. So for a time he simply stares at the other two Uchiha wondering if they’d both gone made when he wasn’t looking. He supposed it wasn’t entirely implausible, but it was unnerving nonetheless.
“Why would you even call Tou-san that in the first place?” He had an inkling as to why but he’d play that off right now. Turning to their mother he blinked slowly not sure he’d heard her right. “He did what now?”
“Maa…”
“First he decided to call you a dildo, then called his chichi-ue a dildo due to the fact that Fugaku was being reasonable and that Sasuke-bo probably wasn’t getting enough of theD.” She smiles, tilting her head, “It began to escalate, however, when your tou-san refused to answer Sasuke-bo’s question of ‘why didn’t you abort nii-san’. The end.”
